Now that I have a herding dog....

Smoke the Border Collie was herding Spark the Papillon today. Spark enjoyed it about as much as you might think he would. When my husband came home from an errand, we had this conversation. Keep in mind that we live in the suburbs of Tampa.

Me: Smoke was herding Spark a bunch today.

Husband: Oh?

Me: Yeah. I think we need to get something for him to herd. Ducks, maybe? 

Husband:

Me: Ooo! Goats! They'll eat all these weeds and stuff out of the yard, too!

Husband: *$&!%. 

Me: What?

We technically live outside the city lines. I totally bet we could legally own some pygmy goats.

Goats? BRING 'EM ON!